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notagirloraboy:

I WOULD LITERALLY DIE IF A BB SEAL CAME SCOOTING UP TO ME

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3 days ago
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saintmccall:

karenhurley:

2,400 Krispy Kreme Doughnuts - Perfect for EVERY occasion 
The donut chain created the special ‘Double Hundred Dozen’ as part of its new ‘Occasions’ offering which caters to large scale events and parties. 

#”hello yes i would like 2400 donuts”#” okay sir what event are you hosting?”#”the event is called ‘i am going to eat 2400 donuts’ ” (x)

saintmccall:

karenhurley:

2,400 Krispy Kreme Doughnuts - Perfect for EVERY occasion 

The donut chain created the special ‘Double Hundred Dozen’ as part of its new ‘Occasions’ offering which caters to large scale events and parties. 

 (x)

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4 days ago
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shuckl:

chaystar:

Who the hell is Monkey Face

shuckl:

chaystar:

Who the hell is Monkey Face

image

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1 week ago
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tastefullyoffensive:

The most adorable plumber in the world.

tastefullyoffensive:

The most adorable plumber in the world.

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1 week ago
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padfootvioletstilinski:

When Teachers have the last laugh

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1 week ago
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ain’t nuthin wrong wit bein a slut for your man

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4 days ago
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aztec-dreams:

don’t you hate it when you go out for a coffee and then come back home at 3am drunk as fuck?

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4 days ago
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andrewlx:

you want a hot body?

you want a bugatti??

you want a maserati???

you better image

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1 week ago
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