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Beauty is only skin deep. If you go after someone just because she's beautiful but don't have anything to talk about, it's going to get boring fast. You want to look beyond the surface and see if you can have fun or if you have anything in common with this person.

andrewlx:

you want a hot body?

you want a bugatti??

you want a maserati???

you better image

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mysticaljew:

i wanna s ur d ;) ((steal your dog)) 

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mamarenren:

the best moment in tv history

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shuckl:

chaystar:

Who the hell is Monkey Face

shuckl:

chaystar:

Who the hell is Monkey Face

image

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tastefullyoffensive:

The most adorable plumber in the world.

tastefullyoffensive:

The most adorable plumber in the world.

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padfootvioletstilinski:

When Teachers have the last laugh

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2 days ago
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LoL-So True!

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Tarantino is Genius. 

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atomicflan:

gryffindorgay:

“According to Greek mythology, humans were originally created with four arms, four legs, and a head with two faces. Fearing their power, Zeus split them into two separate beings condemning them to spend their lives in search for their other halves.”

~Plato’s The Symposium.

How many times will I reblog this? “Always.”

We did it at school. The myth also says that the pairings could be male/female, male/male or female/female (just sayin’)

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